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Ray Stantz: "Are you troubled by strange noises in the night?"
Egon Spengler: "Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?"
Peter Venkman: "Have you or your family actually seen a spook, specter or ghost?"
Ray Stantz: "If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute."
Peter Venkman: "Just pick up the phone and call the professionals!"
Peter Venkman: "Franchises available soon! Call for details."
Guard #1: "Oh! Russell! Hey, man. You near the East Wing?"
Russell: "B-b-by the new Gozer exhibit? Yeah. Why?"
Guard #1: "There's something headed your way!"
Russell: "Wait. I hear something. I'm gonna take a look."
Guard #1: "You wanna hear something really creepy? I was reading about Shandor, you know the guy who donated most of the Gozer stuff. He was into the occult. You know, the supernatural. Weird dude."
Russell: "Ahhh!"
Russell: "Ummm, why don't we talk about it some other time. Any other time."
Russell: "Ahhh!"
Russell: "Hey, you can't be in here! Stop!"
Russell: "Ahhhhhhh!"
Janine Melnitz: "Ghostbustas. Is your haunting an apparition, poltergeist, phantasm, wraith, banshee, demon, specter, tortured soul or…What? No, we do not summon dead family members then catch them so you can ask the combination to the safe…"
Janine Melnitz: "Yeah, well, same to you, pal."
Ray Stantz: "Hey! It's the new cadet. Welcome aboard!"
Egon Spengler: "This might be a little dangerous."
Ray Stantz: "Great. Danger is our life."
Egon Spengler: "We'll start at fifty-percent capacity. That should keep any burning or tissue damage to a minimum."
Peter Venkman: "Hey. If you're gonna burn any tissue, do it to the new kid. You can't use Ray. Our mortgage is in his name."
Ray Stantz: "I guess he's right. What's your name again, kid?"
Peter Venkman: "No names, Ray. I don't want to get too attached to his kid. You know, just in case. You remember what happened to the last guy?"
Ray Stantz: "He's tuned and ready to go."
Egon Spengler: "You may feel a little tingle."
Egon Spengler: "Good. We've perfected an extensive and rigorous training regimen that will teach you all your equipment's basic functions."
Ray Stantz: "It takes some time to achieve Master Throw Skill, but it's definitely worth the effort."
Egon Spengler: "Was that us?"
Ray Stantz: "I don't think so."
Peter Venkman: "Ray?"
Ray Stantz: "Had to be some sort of Psi energy pulse. Substantial! A significant collected and centralized necromantic convulsion level seven or more."
Egon Spengler: "Agreed. We need EMF measurement checks now."
Janine Melnitz: "I know the answer, but I'm gonna ask anyway… is a level seven, uh, whatever…bad? Or very bad?"
Egon Spengler: "On a scale of one to ten, I would say…"
Peter Venkman: "Let me guess. It's a seven."
Ray Stantz: "Let's just say we're about to get real busy."
Peter Venkman: "And that is not the fun kind of getting busy – is it, Ray?"
Ray Stantz: "Look out. Slimer's escaped again!"