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Peter Venkman: "Pull it together, Ray. What do we have that can stop that cheap confection?"
Winston Zeddemore: "Ray, weren't you gonna finish up the install of the Super Slammer today?"
Peter Venkman: "The Super Slammer? Sounds untested, tacky and exciting. I'm in. But will it work?"
Egon Spengler: "Against the minions of a god? That was never the intent, but in theory I suppose it could. But a Muon trap of this capacity has never been used, or even tried before."
Peter Venkman: "Uh-huh and why would that stop guys that don't know any better?"
Winston Zeddemore: "Yeah, man. What are we? The FDA?"
Egon Spengler: "Ray, prepare the Muon trap."
Ray Stantz: "Switching on the Muon trap."
Egon Spengler: "Throw all the ghosts you capture at the Slammer. You can relinquish your handheld unit."
Peter Venkman: "I dreaded you when you were alive. You're worse!"
Winston Zeddemore: "Uh, Ray? Can you stop the car for a minute?"
Egon Spengler: "No. Not if we're going to catch up to our old friend."
Winston Zeddemore: "Venkman, we need to have a talk about tolerance!"
Winston Zeddemore: "What is that? Am I hearing wings?"
Egon Spengler: "Class six!…kinetic animators! Multiple contacts!"
Winston Zeddemore: "Grab him and slam him, noob!"
Egon Spengler: "Interesting. Ghosts and gargoyles."
Ray Stantz: "Hey! That was a game: 'Ghosts and Gargoyles', a game we played when I was in the Seminary."
Egon Spengler: "It's not vaporizing fast enough. There's too much of it."
Winston Zeddemore: "Damn! We were starting to make good time, too."
Ray Stantz: "And I thought it couldn't become any harder to get around Manhattan. Any ideas?"
Egon Spengler: "Well, we're not getting through that way now!"
Winston Zeddemore: "Hey, cut through this alley. We might be able to head off Stay Puft."
Ray Stantz: "We need to find a way around this mess."
Peter Venkman: "See, it's either you or Egon, Ray or Winston."
Egon Spengler on radio: "I wanted to test these first, but since we're waiving that safety step today anyway, you should be aware that I modified the Neutrona Wand which normally releases the particle stream."
Winston Zeddemore: "Wow! It's like Christmas came early!"
Ray Stantz on radio: "Earlier than what? They started Christmas before Halloween this year! Santa came to my house dressed as Dracula!"
Winston Zeddemore: "You guys might wanna stand back."
Egon Spengler on radio: "How far, exactly?"
Winston Zeddemore: "Back…WAY back."
Egon Spengler on radio: "Do I still have eyebrows?"
Peter Venkman on radio: "Same old, same old."
Winston Zeddemore: "I said, "way back.""
Ray Stantz on radio: "Nicely done. Great job, kid!"
Egon Spengler: "It's a prototype, Peter. Do you recall the memo from you about getting too many memos on prototypes?"
Peter Venkman: "Well, I did write that memo."
Egon Spengler: "We've mounted a high-expansion, rapid cycle multiple ghost absorber. It's faster and larger than our portable units."
Peter Venkman: "Am I in jeopardy? Is this a big enough stick to roast this guy? Okay, okay!"
Egon Spengler: "Potentially. But our exposure to interdimensional deities has been only marginal to date, so it would be wise to anticipate some error."
Winston Zeddemore: "Somebody needs a Ghostbuster."
Egon Spengler: "Yahh!"
Peter Venkman: "You know for a big guy, he fights awfully sneaky. You should tie a bell around his neck."
Ray Stantz on radio: "'Hindenburg The Opera'? Wasn't that show shut down when the stage caught fire and killed the cast?"
Egon Spengler: "Grab a full scan."
Ray Stantz on radio: "Good idea. We should probably have a look around."
Winston Zeddemore: "Guess that means we're not alone here."
Egon Spengler: "Look out! The Fat Lady's singing!"
Peter Venkman: "She is so over."
Ray Stantz on radio: "Looks like an opera singer, and a hefty one at that. Peter, you better take her."
Peter Venkman: "What's that supposed to mean? I'm a chubby chaser? I take out one plump girl on a blind date, like her personality and you guys can't let it go."
Winston Zeddemore: "I don't have time for you right now, gargoyle!"
Ray Stantz on radio: "More of them!"
Winston Zeddemore: "We just did a service to humanity, kid. Hindenburg is a terrible show."
Ray Stantz on radio: "Times Square, post-urban renewal. All shiny and clean. I love it!"
Peter Venkman: "Say, is that him?"
Egon Spengler: "He's hard to miss."
Peter Venkman: "Egon, how close do we have to get the big trap to reel him in?"
Egon Spengler: "A lot closer than this."
Peter Venkman: "What's he up to now?"
Ray Stantz: "He's…looking for something."
Egon Spengler: "Is he looking for something or someone?"
Egon Spengler on radio: "It's damaged. I've got to fix it or we won't stand a chance."
Ray Stantz on radio: "We need to get from here to there… make sure the big boy doesn't find whatever he's looking for!"
Egon Spengler on radio: "Good strategy. It's dangerous, though…that's a lot of open ground to cover."
Ray Stantz: "Alright, sport. Looks like it's me and you. Let's go across Times Square and get into the building Stay Puft is so interested in. You guys keep him off us if you think you can!"
Egon Spengler: "He knows you're there, Ray! I don't think he likes it!"
Man: "All full. Going up. He, uh, just passed gas. Catch the next one."
Ray Stantz: "Relax, sir. We handle foul vapors all the time."
Boss Mark: ""Let's stay in for lunch", you said. "Why leave the building?", you said. "It'll be quiet", you said. You know you're fired?""
Man: "You're right. I secretly knew our lives would be in danger and thought "Hey, I'll make sure I trap Mark with me inside an elevator!"."
Peter Venkman on radio: "I'm so happy to be in demand but these sugerballs have got me nailed down. I can't get past 'em. They're disgusting! And they're unhealthy!"
Ray Stantz: "Uh, did I mention there's a spectacularly beautiful lady in distress?"
Peter Venkman on radio: "I'll be right there."
Ray Stantz: "Alright! Show time!"
Ray Stantz: "Easy now, Miss. Just relax. No sudden movements. You're perfectly safe now."
Peter Venkman: "It's okay. Dr. Venkman has you. You're fine now."
Ray Stantz: "You didn't spill your coffee, did you Peter?"
Peter Venkman: "Ray, I got coffee for all of us. But the little monster spilled it. And what's the story with those things, anyway?"
Woman: "W…was that a Manifestation of Gozer?"
Peter Venkman: "Uh. Yeah, probably. It just may be. Could be. Would you like to take the most direct route outta here or the scenic route? It's lady's choice."
Woman: "There's a stairwell over here. Let's go!"
Peter Venkman: "Whew! Yeah, grace under pressure. I appreciate that in a lady."
Ray Stantz: "Okay, slugger. Let's you and me do this quick and quiet. Before tubby soft squeeze out there figures out what we're up to."
Peter Venkman: "I think tubby soft squeeze has dog ears, Ray!"
Ray Stantz: "We go up then. To the roof!"
Woman: "Aaaah!"
Peter Venkman: "Well, hello there."
Peter Venkman: "Well, that's some relief."
Egon Spengler on radio: "I don't mean to alarm you, but we have lost sight of Stay Puft."
Peter Venkman: "There he goes! The big evil sailor all the way to the …ohhh! Not quite! Didn't make it! Hey, Ray. Say three guys the size of your finger knocked you off the side of a thirty story building and you had to climb all the way back up to tear 'em apart. H…how mad would you be at those three little dinky types?"
Ray Stantz: "I'd go with mighty pissed!"
Peter Venkman: "Uh huh. Okay, and throw in a sugar high, too."
Woman: "That giant blue and white toy… man…thing…or whatever… is still coming! It's climbing the building!"
Peter Venkman: "I'm impressed with his agility, considering his complete lack of bones."
Egon Spengler on radio: "Good news. We've got the Super Slammer back on pulse and Ecto-1 is rolling. We're repositioning now. Can you hold the Stay Puft there for a few minutes?"
Ray Stantz: "If by 'few' you mean less than one, then sure, we can do that."
Peter Venkman: "Hey, did somebody tell you it was break time?"
Ray Stantz: "No sweat, kid! We've got you!"
Peter Venkman: "Well, as long as you're down there, would you see if you can knock off Mr. Sweetness?"
Egon Spengler on radio: "He's right, rookie. Your health insurance doesn't begin for another 89 days."
Ray Stantz: "More of those minis. How many can he generate?"
Peter Venkman: "From two hundred thousand square feet of solid marshmallow? Mm hmm. Probably sixty."
Ray Stantz: "Boson Darts should do the trick."
Peter Venkman: "Is that his upset look? What do you think, Ray?"
Peter Venkman: "You've killed my dessert!"
Ray Stantz: "Scoreboard reads: Ghostbusters, two! Gozer the Gozerian, zero! Lookin' like a real big leaguer out there, champ!"
Peter Venkman: "He's that white puddle you're driving through."
Ray Stantz: "Timing's off by just a hair, Egon. But we're glad the trap is working again."
Cinematic
Woman: "I guess I owe you guys my life."
Egon Spengler: "She's clean."
Ray Stantz: "How do you feel?"
Woman: "Pretty good, all extremely weird things considered."
Ilyssa Selwyn: "My name's Ilyssa. Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn. And…"
Egon Spengler: "Have you ever been involved in this type of quantum temporal rift event before?"
Ilyssa Selwyn: "A quantum what?"
Ray Stantz: "It's called 'arcing'; a large pulse of psychic energy."
Ilyssa Selwyn: "Actually, yes. I was at the museum..a pulse of blue light surged through the building…and then I was standing outside a room on the thirteenth-floor of an old hotel."
Winston Zeddemore: "The Sedgewick."
Ray Stantz: "The Sedgewick doesn't have a thirteenth-floor."
Ilyssa Selwyn: "It was pulling me, like a magnet. I felt as though I was in a deep dream. I came to and ran over here."
Ray Stantz: "Here?"
Ilyssa Selwyn: "It's a temporary office while I'm in town. I came to do research after I…woke up."
Egon Spengler: "We'd like you to come to our lab so we can run some brief tests and ask you more questions."
Peter Venkman: "Here's an easy one: would you like to go out for Thai, Mexican, Japanese?"
Ilyssa Selwyn: "Wow, Dr. Venkman. That time you almost went 45 seconds without saying something abrasive. Wanna try for a whole minute next time?"
Peter Venkman: "A doctor. And a fiery one too! Charming. So charming."
Winston Zeddemore: "So, you know so much about Gozer because…?"
Ilyssa Selwyn: "Because I'm a specialist in ancient Mesopotamian cultures and architecture. Sumerian, primarily. Gozerian, more specifically. I'm here as a guest curator for the Gozerian exhibit that's opening tomorrow at the Natural History Museum."
Egon Spengler: "You are aware that we also have some…history with Gozer."
Ilyssa Selwyn: "Yes, of course."
Ray Stantz: "Gozer was a bush-leaguer before he met us. A strictly farm-team deity! We put him on the map!"
Peter Venkman: "But our getting stiffed on invites to opening night… just an over sight, right?"
Ilyssa Selwyn: "I don't have anything to do with that."
Walter Peck: "That, gentlemen, was all me! And I can assure you, it was not an oversight!"
Janine Melnitz: "Oh, by the way, you have visitors."
Ilyssa Selwyn: "I think so, but…I'm worried about the exhibit."
Mayor Mulligan: "Are you kidding?! You can't buy publicity like this! The guest curator of the Gozer Exhibit…the expert Peck recommended, is attacked the night before the opening by Gozer himself?! Please…tell me that was Gozer!"
Egon Spengler: "Gozer manifested in a familiar form; one he had used before: The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. But this event was weaker than his first encounter with us."
Mayor Mulligan: "Ha! That's all I need. Thanks!"
Peter Venkman: "Come on, Jock, what's the idea bringing…(coughs)…preck around here? Oh, have I coughed at the wrong time?"
Mayor Mulligan: "Listen. Here's the deal. You and Peck and all you guys are going to work together."
Peter Venkman and Walter Peck: "What?!"
Ray Stantz: "No way, no how…"
Egon Spengler: "Impossible."
Mayor Mulligan: "Look. This city has given you at least a dozen contracts for the jails, courthouses and wharves. You guys want to grow your business. Get some county and state work too. I'm all for it. You've been big supporters, and great for my campaign."
Ray Stantz: "Well some have said our endorsement is what got you elected."
Mayor Mulligan: "But not out loud. Anyway, after all the damage you've been causing lately, the city council wants you under close supervision for a period of no less than six months!"
Peter Venkman: "We file reports on time. There's no need for extra supervision."
Well, that's where your old friend Peck comes in. He's annoying, a stickler for the rules. In other words, the prefect: "Peck" for the job. He's our new head of P-COC!"
Ray Stantz: "P-COC?"
Walter Peck: "P-C-O-C: Paranormal Contracts Oversight Commission. And my first official act is going to be suspending you clown's operating license."
Mayor Mulligan: "Listen up, Peck. Launch your investigation if you have to but for now, just keep them under control and my office in the loop. But remember, if the Ghostbusters cease to exist, so does your job. So you need each other. Beautiful, in an ironic symmetrical kind of way, isn't it?"
Peter Venkman: "Hey, Mulligan. Come on…"
Ray Stantz: "So! Now that we're all friends, can we get invites to the Museum opening?"
Walter Peck: "Not likely. But I'll be seeing you soon. You can count on that."
Peter Venkman: "Doesn't Peck look exactly like the kind of guy who would "accidentally" walk into the stream of a boson collider?"
Winston Zeddemore: "What about Peck? He's supposed to be informed of everything we do."
Ray Stantz: "What he doesn't know can't hurt us."
Janine Melnitz: "Hey Guys, you need to make a detour. Something big is going down. It's on 1010 WINS now."
Ray Stantz: "Tune it in."
Radio announcer: "…and another ghostly sighting has staff at the New York Public Library scrambling for answers."
Egon Spengler: "The Gray Lady."
Ray Stantz: "Let's get her for real this time …go!"
Winston Zeddemore: "Well, what about the Museum?"
Ray Stantz: "It's been there for a hundred and four years. Where's it gonna go today?"
Winston Zeddemore: "Uh, this thing you guys have for the Gray Lady borders on the weird. You know that, right?"
Ray Stantz: "She made us look like schmucks. Not this time."
Janine Melnitz via radio: "Oh, and another thing, Peck called and says that I'm required to tell him where you are and what you are up to."
Egon Spengler: "Tell him he can meet us at the Museum. We'll be there… eventually."